Coffee Keeps Me Sane

Cuten coffee man, I’m just not ready

Oh Mr. Coffee man, it pains me to say it, but I’m just not ready for such a torrid love afair as the one that you and I share. When I see you and you act as though you have absolutely no idea who I am, it pains me.

Sure, you have absolutely no idea who I am. But it still hurts. We have had so many wonderful times together - the lattes, the conversations consisting of "thank you" and "you’re welcome", all those wild times when I’d order an iced-coffee (gasp).

Those will be the times that I’ll always cherish, Mr. Coffe man. Those were the good times. But as they say, nothing good lasts forever. And I feel it’s time we end things while we still have a chance to salvage a friendship. It’ll be difficult amidst all these intensely powerful emotions. But be strong coffee man. Be strong.